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garden asleep breaks naughty stone nose |
It's very hot. An old man is on the chair. A fly comes and sits on the end of the man's nose. The old man has a monkey. He chases the fly. The fly comes back again and sits on the old man's again. The monkey chases it away again and again. This happens five or six times. The monkey is very angry. He jumps up, runs to the and picks up a large stone.
When the fly sits on the old man's nose again, the monkey hits it hard with the. He kills the fly and the old man's nose.
An old man walks into a clothes shop. He asks the girl who is the shop assistant to let him have a look at a new coat. But the girl is looking out of the window. The old man asks again loudly, but no one answers. The old man looks carefully at the girl and says, "I'm too old to see well now. I'm talking to a plastic model (塑料模特)! Just then, the girl turns around and shouts at the old man. "What? Do you call me a plastic model?" The old man is surprised, "Oh, dear me, he says, "the model can speak! It must be a robot of a new kind."
Mrs. Brown is very fat. "Don't eat meat and cakes any more." Her doctor says to her. "I'm going to stop her eating them, doctor." Her husband says. The next morning, Mrs. Brown cuts a very small piece of the cake and eats it. It's very good. She cuts a bigger piece of it and eat it. In a few minutes she finishes the cake. "My husband is going to be very angry." She says, "What am I going to do?" "She makes another very quickly, and eats half of that. Then she leaves the other half on the table. Her husband comes back later. He sees the half of the cake on the table and he is very glad.
