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Mr. Hunt is an old man of fifty. He works in a shop and is friendly to everyone. And he likes helping others .His workmates like him very much.
One Monday morning, when Mr. Hunt comes in the office, all his workmates look at him carefully. Rose, one of his workmates asks," What's wrong with your eyes?"
"Nothing," answers Mr. Hunt, "All is right."
"But your eyes are both black!"
"Yesterday, after I have lunch," says Mr. Hunt. "I go to buy something in the market. It's windy. I see a young woman walking in the street, with a heavy bag in her arms. And the wind blows her skirt, so people can see her underpants(短裤)at once. I don't think she could raw her skirt down herself and I run to help her to do that."
"Does she thank you?"
"No," answers the old man," And she hits me in the left eye."
"Oh, she is so rude!" Rose says. "But, why is your right eye black?"
"I think she likes to reveal(显示)her underpants. So I go to lift her skirt up again. And she hits me in the other eye!"
A：Are you in a hurry?
B：Yes．I'm going to see Mr Green．
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B：A teacher from Russia．
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B：No．I'm going on holiday in Russia．
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B：No．I only want to ask him some questions．
A：What are they about?
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A：Good luck．
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A．Do you want to learn a new language? B．Thank you． C．Who is he? D．Do you want him to be your guide? E．How to meet people there． |
