A teacher is asking one of herstudents some questions, but not one of the answers is right. So the teacherbegins to ask him some very easy questions. She hopes he can give at least oneright answer.
"Now, Sam," says the teacher, "What'sWashington D.C.? "
"Washington D.C.?" says the boy, "Oh, it's a kind of music, I think. " The teacher is surprised. Sheasks another question, "who is George Washington?(乔治.华盛顿)" "He sings that kind of music," Sam answers. The teacher is angry but then she asks an easiest one, "Who is the president of the UnitedStates now?"
Sam thinks for a long time, buthe has no idea at last. Then the teacher shouts, "Obama!(奥巴马)"
Sam looks around and sitsdown.
"Stand up!" the teacher cries, "I didn't tell youto sit down!"
Sam says, "Oh, I'm sorry. I think you are calling the next student."
All other students laugh andlaugh.