A big umbrella
Nancy: I saw seven girls in one umbrella and none of them got wet. Taney: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
Nancy: No, it wasn't raining.
A good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents(美分).
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two more cents. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells candies," Robert answered.
Break a mirror
"What are you so happy about, Jason?" Lisa asked the 98-year-old man. "I broke a mirror," he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck."
"I know," he said happily. "Isn't it wonderful? I can live for another seven years. "