A big umbrella
Nancy:I saw seven girls in one umbrella and none of them got wet.
Toney:Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.
Nancy:No, it wasn't raining.
A good boy
Little Robert asked his mother for two cents (美分)。
"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman, "he answered.
"You're a good boy, "said the mother proudly. "Here are two more cents. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells candies. "
Break a mirror(镜子)
"What are you so happy about, Jason?"Lisa asked the 98﹣year﹣old man.
"I broke a mirror, "he replied.
"But that means seven years of bad luck. "
"I know",he said happily. "Isn't it wonderful?I can live for another seven years!"