When the Americans were getting r to send their first men to the moon, an old Irishman was watching them o television in the bar of a hotel.
There was an Englishman in the bar too, and he said to the Irishman, "The Americans are very clever, a they?" They're going to send some men to the moon. It's a very long way f our w." "Oh, that's nonsense," the Irishman answered quickly. "The Irish are going to s some men to the sun in a few m time. That's much farther away than the moon, you know."
The Englishman was very surprised when he h this. "Oh, yes, it is," he said, "but the sun's too hot for people to go to."
The Irishman laughed and answered, "Well, the Irish aren't stupid, you know. We won't go to the sun during the day, of c. We'll go there d the night."
