Some of you who are reading this may think my situation isn't as bad as it sounds. If that is your conclusion, let me 1 you otherwise.
Today, before I left home to accomplish something in town, I 2 something that had been on my wish list like forever. I learned to split(劈叉)! 3 , I did not learn in the way that most do. As I came out of the bathroom, I heard my phone ringing. I 4 towards my room. Suddenly, a little bit of water on the floor made me 5 : the leg before gave out on me and soon the leg behind gave in to the pressure. There you have it; the perfect way to split!
Then, I went to a restaurant feeling like a woman in her 80's and I was definitely 6 like one: I got a seat 7 to me by a young man at my age as well as many 8 stares and smiles from others; one kind gentleman asked if I was suffering pain in my 9 and if I needed help to move around. Certainly, I respectfully 10 .
Anyhow, my expertise in the field could easily make me the president of 11 . I have gone so far to embarrass myself. It won't 12 to tell you another story.
Yesterday, my parents had some guests over for a family gathering. Everything went 13 until mom gave dad the eye meaning ‘You tell some stories now'. Much to my despair, but the 14 of his listeners, he told a story about my childhood!
In a hurry to get away from all the laughing, I 15 myself and headed for the kitchen. Instantly, I gave the audience a live example of my many 16 . Not realizing an object on the floor, I fell head first. All the chat stopped and I quickly 17 to my feet. As I rushed upstairs towards my room, a guest stopped me and told me to 18 my dress down! Now I finally knew why I felt 19 air at the back.
That's enough. I have given you much to 20 about. Now, I need somewhere private to lick my wounds.
