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  • 1. (2017七上·杭州期中) 请为每个笑话选择最合适的标题,并将答案写在题前的括号内。

    A. I can't find it.              

    B. He is really somebody.(他是一个大人物)

    C. You're right.               

    D. A great man

    E. Where is the egg?           

    F. I am not wrong.

    Tom: Dad, give me a dime(十美分).

    Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.

    Son: You're right, Dad. Give me a dollar(美元).

    Teacher: Can you make a sentence(句子) with the word "egg"?

    Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.

    Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?

    Student: In the cake, Sir.

    Teacher: Would Shakespeare(莎翁)be a great man if he were alive(活着) today?

    Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old. .

    Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

    Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?

    Child: A gatekeeper(门卫)at the cemetery(墓地).

    Mum: Look at your socks. One is short; the other is long. You put on the wrong ones.

    Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too.

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