1. (2015七上·滨江期中) 请为每个笑话选择最合适的标题，并将答案写在题前的括号内。

A．I can't find it.               B．He is really somebody. C．You're right.                D．A great man E．Where is the egg?            F. I am not wrong.

1. （1）

   Tom: Dad, give me a dime(十美分).

   Father: Boy, you are too old to ask parents for dimes.

   Son: You're right, Dad. Give me a dollar(美元).

3. （2）

   Teacher: Can you make a sentence(句子) with the word "egg"?

   Student: Yes. I had a piece of cake yesterday.

   Teacher: Then where is the "egg"?

   Student: In the cake, Sir.

5. （3）

   Teacher: Would Shakespeare(莎翁)be a great man if he were alive(活着) today? Student: Of course. Nobody has been 400 years old. .

7. （4）

   Child: My uncle has 1000 men under him.

   Man: He is really somebody. What does he do?

   Child: A gatekeeper(门卫)at the cemetery(墓地).

9. （5）

   Mum: Look at your socks. One is short; the other is long. You put on the wrong ones.

   Helen: I am not wrong. Look there! One sock is short and the other sock is long, too.