Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup. Waiter: Yes, sir. I know.—Er,. | Teacher: Would Shakespeare（莎士比亚）be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far. |
"I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge（收费）you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that charged only four dollars for such work!" "Yes, but ." | Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "Oh,." |
"Boy, why have you got something in your ear? Is it OK?" "Yes, sir, but you said yesterday that, so I am trying to stop it." | |
A. Nobody has lived over 400 years
B. She is the one who sells the candy
C. It's the heat that kills it
D. Everything you told me went in one ear and out the other
E. This boy cried so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office
