A man gets out of his car. He rushes into a doctor's office "DOCTOR! Please help me! I think I must be seriously ill. "
"Tell me what's wrong, "the doctor says beside his desk
"Everywhere I touch on my body, it hurts!" the man answers. "Come on and sit on the chair. Please show me. "
So the man touches his left foot and cries out of pain. Then he touches his right knee and cries, "Ouch. "Then he touches his back and jumps out of the chair.
As he is about to continue, the doctor says, "That's enough. Let me see. " After a while, the doctor says, "Oh, I know. Feel your finger. "