Some of you who are reading this may think my situation isn't as bad as it sounds. If that is your conclusion, let me1you otherwise.
Today, before I left home to accomplish something in town, I2something that had been on my bucket list(愿望清单) like forever. I learned to split(劈叉)! 3, I did not learn in the way that most do. As I came out of the bathroom, I heard my phone ringing. I4towards my room. Suddenly, a little bit of water on the floor made me5: the leg before gave out on me and soon the leg behind gave in to the pressure. There you have it; the perfect way to split!
Then, I went to a restaurant feeling like a woman in her 80's and I was definitely6like one: I got a seat7to me by a young man at my age as well as many8stares and smiles from others; one kind gentleman asked if I was suffering pain in my9and if I needed help to move around. Certainly, I respectfully10.
Anyhow, my expertise in the field could easily make me the president of11. I have gone so far to embarrass myself. It won't12to tell you another story.
Yesterday, my parents had some guests over for a family gathering. Everything went13until mom gave dad the eye meaning 'You tell some stories now'. Much to my despair, but the14of his listeners, he told a story about my childhood!
In a hurry to get away from all the laughing, I15myself and headed for the kitchen. Instantly, I gave the audience a live example of my many16. Not realizing an object on the floor, I fell head first. All the chat stopped and I quickly17to my feet. As I rushed upstairs towards my room, a guest stopped me and told me to18my dress down! Now I finally knew why I felt19air at the back.
That's enough. I have given you much to20about. Now, I need somewhere private to lick(舔) my wounds.
