W: Hey, you look unhappy, what's wrong?
M: It's my birthday tomorrow.
W: Why aren't you excited?
M: I never look forward to my birthday.
W: Why not? Aren't you going to celebrate?
M: Whenever I make plans, they always go wrong.
W: Not always, surely.
M: I just have bad luck. This morning, for example, I woke up really late.
W: But that's good. You had extra time to sleep!
M: It meant I was in a rush and split half my coffee.
W: At least you could still drink the other half.
M: Why are you always so positive?
W: It's good to have a positive attitude.
M: After that, I was splashed (溅到) by a car. Can you see a positive side to that too?
W: I can see the funny side …
M: It wasn't very funny for me.
W: You need to lighten up. That's why we should celebrate your birthday.
M: Okay, if you insist. I'll book a table at my favorite Italian restaurant.
W: I can't eat Italian food, it makes me sick.
M: Don't worry. Fortunately, you taught me to see the positive side.
W: What positive side?
M: There will be even more food for me.